...the song became a sigh...
Just be like, ‘I had just rescued the final child from a burning orphanage. As I ducked back inside the inferno to make sure it was clear I heard a small sound. Afraid that it was another child I quickly made my way over. To my surprise it was a litter of new born kittens and their mother. As fast and gently as possible I scooped them all up at the same time. I was almost to the door when I heard the loud crack. The roof was caving in! A large piece fell almost on top of me. Only my lightening fast reflexes saved us from being completely crushed. A piece of burning timber hit my face, but I still managed to get all the kitties to safety’
The story I told my kid sister to tell if her lip bruises, instead of having to admit she simply got head butted by a baby.

Orphan Black: Siobhan Sadler + tea
"I’ve got biscuits in my pockets."

ironxwilled:

sovietxprincess:

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost

How many times can I reblog this

chillybucky:

It’s reached the point where I’m actually scared to go and see Marvel movies because I just know I’ll leave the theater being obsessed with another character.

Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”

The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)

Phelps tells this story herself in the excellent 1984 documentary Before Stonewall, which you can watch in its entirety on YouTube (she’s at 19:30, but really, watch the whole thing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX7AxQd82H8

(via theodoradove)

This makes me laugh every time I see it.

(via prowlish)

recoveringforhappiness00:

highgilinsky:

camdawgdallas:

camdawgdallas:

Maddie absolutely killed this video. If you guys want a reason to feel beautiful to feel that you are not alone to feel love to feel. Just watch this. I’m telling you it brought tears to my eyes. This is honestly beautifully done. This deserves a lifetime of a views. Maddie this was beautiful.

Everyone please watch and share this.

In case you missed me posting this for everyone to see yesterday.

this literally made me cry. everybody should watch this because it is beautiful.

I will never stop reblogging this

Requested by anon

lost girl meme: [5/6] friendships » Bo and Kenzi
- She’s Kenzi. She’s smart, and honest, and kind. And she makes me feel normal. And special. All at the same time. She is my heart, Tamsin.
- Dyson, she loves you, yes, she loves Lauren. But you know that it’s me. I am her heart, you know that. […] I will wait for Bo in Valhalla. You know that she’ll never stop looking for me, she will never stop fighting to bring me home.

We make a family, yes?
          ↳  requested by thebritishwhovian

detmunchkin:

Whoever it was that made this… I love you.

detmunchkin:

Whoever it was that made this… I love you.

OTPs (2/?) - Gail x Holly, Rookie Blue

"Not exactly a fairy tale… still kinda beautiful though."