I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.
if u were wondering if this was ok it wasnt
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It might have been easier to help Pete and Steve if she weren’t grounded for the duration of her pregnancy. Without physically being present for the hunt, her intel was obnoxiously scarce, limited to quickly-written braindump reports and photos taken of the scene…which honestly, might be helpful if Pete would stop turning them into selfies.
"Guys, what did the witnesses say about that bright flash of light?"
"They said it was bright, Mykes," Pete replied, his voice thin and tinny over the phone. "And light-y."
"They didn’t remember much," Steve supplied. "Only that the light covered the sky."
"Well, Claud and Helena say that the only way the Farnsworth signal could be jammed is by a massive buildup of electromagnetic energy around your location, so maybe that’s what caused the light show. Sort of like an aurora."
She glanced toward one of the two women in question, and over her glasses watched as she tried entirely too hard to look like she wasn’t desperately trying to get her attention.
She stood in the middle of their room, barefoot and wrapped in a short silk robe that Myka knew for a fact was the only piece of clothing her wife was wearing.
'And pregnant women are supposed to be the horny ones,' she thought.
"Hey guys, is that enough to go on? I have to do something."
"Oh, suuuure, you have something to do," Pete teased.
"Say hello to H.G. for us. Uh…later," Steve added,
"Call if you need anything," she said before hanging up.
Helena smiled — half relief, half seduction — as Myka set the papers in her hand and the phone receiver down and walked (or, more waddled) toward her.
"The boys say hi."
"Darling," Helena drawled as she wrapped her hands around Myka and began tugging her clothing free, "If you mention them again before I’m through with you, I’m certain I’ll have to stop."
"Well, we can’t have that, can we?"
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my showers not 5 minutes long
the lithium and fire one almost looks like a tiny nuke going off
Two days and only 142 signatures needed to possibly save this woman…
In just two days, the UK is set to deport a 20-year-old lesbian asylum seeker back to her native Uganda, where she faces persecution, torture, and imprisonment. Tell the government to let her stay where she’ll be safe and her identity will be respected!
Prossie N has fought hard to escape a lifetime of abuse and persecution. An orphan from the age of 8 years old, the only family she had was an uncle who abused and raped her. At 15, she was outed as a lesbian and forced to live on the streets. It was only through a secret relationship with a well-connected married woman that she was finally able to escape to Britain in 2010.
Now, the Border Agency wants to send her back into danger. The department has already tried to force Prossie onto a flight with Ethiopian Airways, but she bravely protested at the gate, and the pilot refused to take her back. Her new deportation date is set for 12 December, back to a country with some of the harshest anti-gay laws in the world, where she has no family and no support network.