Bridget Regan can slam a revolving door.
Bridget Regan can unscramble an egg.
Bridget Regan doesn’t need oxygen, oxygen needs Bridget Regan
If at first you don’t succeed…then you’re not Bridget Regan.
Bridget Regan counted to infinity…twice.
Crop circles are Bridget Regan’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Bridget Regan made banana bread using a monkey.
Bridget Regan ordered a big mac at burger king…and got one.
Bridget Regan can touch mc hammer.
If Bridget Regan is late, time better slow the f*** down.
The chief export of Bridget Regan is awesome.
Bridget Regan is the only human being to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Bridget Regan knows where carmen san diego is.
If you have five dollars and Bridget Regan has five dollars, Bridget Regan has more money than you.
A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people, it signifies that this spot belongs to Bridget Regan and you will be handicapped if you park there.
Bridget Regan does not worry about changing her clock twice a year for daylight savings time, the sun sets and rises when Bridget Regan tells it to.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Bridget Regan.
Bridget Regan does not use spell check. if she misspells a word, oxford simply changes the actual spelling of the word.
Aliens do exist, they are just waiting for Bridget Regan to die before they take over.
Bridget Regan got a perfect score on her sats simply by putting ‘Bridget Regan’ for every answer.