requested by anon
Me vs the muse
Me: c'mon muse, we posted two chapters of that fic, we need to finish the third.
Muse: I don't want to.
Me: we left it in angst.
Muse: what about that other fic, I have some ideas there.
Me: this fic.
Muse: I have an idea for that AU now.
Me: I want chapter 3, I only have a title and two paragraphs for that AU...
Muse: I could give you 10 pages worth.......
Me: No! Chapter 3
Muse: fine... Here are..... Two whole sentences.
Me: frak you
Muse: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.
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| — | Susan Cain, “Quiet” (via pale-afternoon) |
Going Down W13
I just had a thought.
If Joanne Kelly is the Captain of the U.S.S. Bering and Wells,
And if we go down with the ship,
Then we go down with Joanne Kelly.
Sounds Good to Me …
All I can hear in my head right now is Oprah screaming “YOU get a gay husband, YOU get a gay husband, EVERYBODY GETS A GAY HUSBAAAAAAND!”
DIBS ON JAIME MURRAY!!!!!!
Wonderful set of Bridget Regan facts:
Bridget Regan can slam a revolving door.
Bridget Regan can unscramble an egg.
Bridget Regan doesn’t need oxygen, oxygen needs Bridget Regan
If at first you don’t succeed…then you’re not Bridget Regan.
Bridget Regan counted to infinity…twice.
Crop circles are Bridget Regan’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Bridget Regan made banana bread using a monkey.
Bridget Regan ordered a big mac at burger king…and got one.
Bridget Regan can touch mc hammer.
If Bridget Regan is late, time better slow the f*** down.
The chief export of Bridget Regan is awesome.
Bridget Regan is the only human being to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Bridget Regan knows where carmen san diego is.
If you have five dollars and Bridget Regan has five dollars, Bridget Regan has more money than you.
A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people, it signifies that this spot belongs to Bridget Regan and you will be handicapped if you park there.
Bridget Regan does not worry about changing her clock twice a year for daylight savings time, the sun sets and rises when Bridget Regan tells it to.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Bridget Regan.
Bridget Regan does not use spell check. if she misspells a word, oxford simply changes the actual spelling of the word.
Aliens do exist, they are just waiting for Bridget Regan to die before they take over.
Bridget Regan got a perfect score on her sats simply by putting ‘Bridget Regan’ for every answer.
